Random albums I want to talk about #3: BOB DYLAN - Rough and Rowdy Ways (2020, Columbia)

In this series of posts I'll discuss a random album in my collection I feel like talking about!

I had way too much time on my hands during the COVID days (even though I was still working), and during that time I going out of my way to try to get into some highly-respected artists that I'd never really given much time of day to prior. Obviously I was always familiar with Bob Dylan. Any rock fan will stumble into his music at one point or another, even if it's somebody else covering one of his songs. But aside from Blonde on Blonde (which I already had) I'd never actually sat down and listened to any of his albums in full, so in 2020 I bought a few of his records - Highway 61 Revisited, Blood on the Tracks, Nashville Skyline etc.. I also picked up his then-brand new album, 2020's Rough and Rowdy Ways. Needless to say, I am still not a Bob Dylan fan or enthusiast - I'm certainly not into Dylan enough to consider myself anything more than a casual listener. But some of the albums I do own, I like up to a point. And I massively respect the man's influence and impact on modern music of course. Rough and Rowdy Ways is one of the albums I remember liking most out of the one's I did pick up. That and the country-inspired Nashville Skyline, which is weird because I can hardly call myself a country fan either. 

Of course, I'm no Dylan connoisseur. I don't really know what the fuck makes a Dylan album so great; like, I don't really know what makes Highway 61 better than, say, Love and Theft. But ask any critic and presumable any fan, and they'll likely say Highway 61 is the better record. And I don't really know why Blonde on Blonde is considered to be better than Rough and Rowdy Ways. What I'm trying to say is the fact that I am a casual listener of Dylan at most, I suppose it means I can go into any of his albums pretty open-minded. Maybe? 

Whatever! What I do know is that I hadn't heard this album for a good few years, despite giving it a fair amount of attention back in 2020 (although not on this blog). I still remembered practically every song on here, which is a good sign. And I think one of the reasons I liked this album more-so than many of the others I picked up is the fact I actually think I prefer old Dylan's voice to young Dylan's voice, as mental as that sounds. If we're being honest, I don't think a lot of people consider Bob to be a good singer in terms of vocal ability. This doesn't really bother me - after all, look at all the metal and other shit I listen to, what percentage of those guys can actually sing?! If the vocals suit the music and vibe, then they don't have to be impressive. Neil Young is a prime example of this, so is Billy Corgan. And Lemmy. Ozzy anyone? And the same is true with Bob Dylan! But there's something about the weathered, haggard 79 year old Bob that just works for me when it comes to this album. I couldn't imagine his nasally, higher-pitched style of his earlier days working well with any of these tracks.

The blues songs, 'False Prophet', 'Goodbye Jimmy Reed' and 'Crossing the Rubycon', are great. They sound like the product of a seasoned blues band playing some dive bar in the Deep South. They're "rough", just like the album title suggests, although maybe not particularly "rowdy"! Again, old Bob's vocals really suits the style of these tracks. I also like the folky, if oddly dark 'My Own Version of You', plus the super-smooth ballad 'I've Made Made Up My Mind to Give Myself to You', with it's almost gospel/lullaby-like aura. It stands out in a good way. 'Mother of Muses' is pleasant enough, and strangely, I actually quite enjoy opening track 'I Contain Multitudes'. I say "strangely" because it's essentially a simplistic acoustic folk song with spoken-word vocals from Bob, talking about, erm, a "multitude" of crap I don't really understand (sorry)! But I like it!

Yeah, I'm not much of a lyrics guy when it comes down to it. They're not even a big deal for me when it comes to concept albums. Maybe that's one of the reasons why I'm not really a fan of Bob, even if I admire him. There's moments on this album where I really have no idea what the fuck Dylan is waffling on about, or trying to say. I wasn't sure if Bob was literally talking about himself on 'I Contain Multitudes', but in reality I think he's just talking about people in general. Maybe I'm just a total dumbass, because a lot of critic reviews of this album talk in much more detail about the lyrics, which is probably a fairer way to critique Bob's works in all fairness. For me, I somewhat pay attention, but I like a lot of what this album has to offer either way, so it's not really a big deal whichever way you look at it - from my perspective of course. Don't get me wrong, there are songs with lyrics that do resonate with me. But I certainly don't claim to be a lyrics guy, so unless the wordplay is so utterly terrible and embarrassingly stupid, they don't tend to affect my enjoyment of an artist too much. 

That said, it's hard to avoid the lyrics to the album's finale, the near-17 minute 'Murder Most Foul'. It's kind of a heartfelt epic about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. It's basically an analysis of Americana and the decay of political trust/values in the USA. And there's probably a whole lot more to take away from Bob's storytelling in this one too, I'm just not smart enough to really get much more out of it than that! But I totally appreciate what the man was trying to do with this song, and it's probably the only song on here where I actually like the lyrics more-so than I do the music. It's entirely spoken-word, in similar fashion to 'I Contain Multitudes', with no real instrumentational melody/structure to speak off. There is soft background music of course, but it feels to me like it's there to set the tone for the vocals. The lyrics are the focal point of 'Murder Most Foul' for sure. Once again, I wouldn't want to hear a younger Dylan doing this track. I just don't feel like a younger voice would've had the same impact, especially considering all the themes going on here.

I will say that I don't like everything on here. The slow, lumbering 'Black Rider' bores me. Because the more energetic 'Goodbye Jimmy Reed' comes on straight after, it's completely forgettable to me. Good lyrics at least (ironically after everything I just said in the previous paragraph), but not enough to save me from boredom! The other track I could do without - because I'm a peasant who clearly doesn't fully understand the brilliance of Dylan - is the soft accordion-driven 'Key West (Philosopher Pirate)'. I think I might have appreciated this one more if it wasn't immediately followed up by 'Murder Most Foul'. 'Key West (Philosopher Pirate)' is 9 and a half minutes long, and is then overshadowed by the 16 minute epic. Had it been positioned elsewhere within the tracklisting, maybe I'd have more time for this one, but when played in order as the album was intended, it feels like a bit of a slog to me. This is one of the rare albums I decided to buy as a new release on vinyl instead of CD. I bought a new turntable in 2020, so that was probably why. 'Murder Most Foul' takes up the entirety of side D. If you buy the CD version of the album, 'Murder Most Foul' comes on it's own disc. So maybe 'Key West' is very much Rough and Rowdy Ways' true finale, while 'Murder Most Foul' is actually supposed to be it's own separate thing?

In terms of anything else, I have no qualms with the production. It's a fine-sounding record; all the instruments are as clear as daylight, Bob's vocals are pushed quite high in the mix (but then they should be anyway), and there's absolutely nothing fancy or pretentious about the album in this regard. The lyrics could be considered pretentious to some people I guess, but then I guess Bob Dylan usually wants his listeners to think about what he's saying. And that's why I don't think I'll ever fully understand the man, even if I can still enjoy some of his music here and there!! Like I said, I've always appreciated Bob, and I get why his songs have been covered by SO many other artists throughout history. I want to be Dylan fan, even though I'm not!

And that's my review of Rough and Rowdy Ways. A review from a casual listener at best! I certainly don't hold it to the same degree as a lot of the critics did when it dropped in 2020, and I still don't "get" the album enough to consider it to be great. But I still largely enjoyed hearing it again for the first time in a while, and I suppose it'll always be a go-to Dylan album for me, unless I do somehow become a fully-fledged fan at some point in the future!
Adam's rating: 7.8/10

Black Sabbath - LEAST favourite track from every album!

I adore Black Sabbath. Always have done. But that doesn't mean every song of theirs is a favourite of mine! To be fair, most of the tracks in this list I do still like, so picking a least favourite song from some pretty stellar albums was hard. To make things potentially even more difficult, I'm NOT counting instrumentals, interludes, intro-type tracks etc. - so no 'Rat Salad', 'Embryo', 'FX', 'Fluff', 'Breakout',  'E5150', 'The Dark' and whatever else. That'd make things far too easy.


BLACK SABBATH (1970) - 'Warning'
I think the first album is pretty much perfect, so it pains to stick any of these songs on this list! But when it comes down to it, I guess I'll go with the album's finale, 'Warning'. It's a fine, lengthy blues jam - actually an Aynsley Dunbar Retaliation cover) - and certainly doesn't feel out of place among the rest of the classics to be found here. The reason it's my least favourite though, is because of the meandering nature of Iommi's guitar soloing... but the bluesy grooves are great, and the song is still heavy as hell for 1970! I suppose the other predictable choice would be 'Evil Woman' (also a cover, originally by Crow), but the fact is I love this entire record! Just because 'Warning' is a cover doesn't necessarily automatically make it weaker than the rest of the album.

PARANOID (1970) - 'Paranoid'
Putting the band's best-known song of all time here is sacrilege! Or is it? Talk to most die hard fans of any other band, and I don't think many of them would pick songs like 'Enter Sandman', 'Smoke on the Water', 'Symphony of Destruction' or 'Breaking the Law' as their favourite track! 'Paranoid' is a classic, as is the entire album. But let's be honest - 'Paranoid' is overplayed, and I only ever listen to it by choice when I feel like hearing the album in full. It doesn't make playlists for me anymore, and it hasn't done since I was a teenager! But like I said, that's not to say it isn't a great song. It's a stupidly catchy, heavy and straightforward slice of metal that's popular for a reason.

MASTER OF REALITY (1971) - 'Lord of this World'
Depending on the day, Master of Reality is sometimes my all-time favourite album. It's my favourite Sabbath record, and it has been since I was about 14. Even the short instrumentals 'Embryo' and 'Orchid' are vital, and have their place on this masterpiece of ground-breaking sludgy doom metal. I could be wrong, but I think a lot of people would pick 'Solitude' as their least favourite from MoR for the simple fact that it's a ballad - but that song is so dark and haunting that I personally love it. Nah, 'Lord of this World' made the list because, erm, Iommi's riffs to me are maybe 0.000001% weaker than the rest of the heavy songs on this album! No other reason. It's still heavy as fuck and not an outlier in any way.

VOL. 4 (1972) - 'Changes'
I've always been up and down about this one. Some days I like it, other days I skip it immediately. It's obviously a piano-driven ballad, so not typical Sabbath in any way. But Ozzy packs so much emotion into this tune that I can't call it "bad", even if some days I really don't like hearing it! Stacked up next to songs like 'Wheels of Confusion', 'Supernaut', 'Under the Sun', 'Snowblind' and even 'Tomorrow's Dream' and 'St. Vitus Dance', well, 'Changes' will always pale in comparison to the rest of Vol. 4 for me. That said, I definitely like the original more than any of the re-recorded versions Ozzy would do later.

SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH (1973) - 'Looking for Today'
Again, not an easy choice because Sabbath Bloody Sabbath is pretty much another masterpiece. 'Looking for Today' though, is maybe the one song that doesn't always spring to mind whenever I think about this record. It's not especially heavy as it's more of a lighter, floaty rocker compared to some of the other songs on here (not necessarily a bad thing) - and I have to admit, I'm a big fan of the simplistic, catchy chorus. I like it a lot. I just don't find it to be as creative/interesting as the rest of the material, especially considering this is the album that spawned songs like 'Spiral Architect', 'A National Acrobot', 'Sabbra Cadabra' and the title track.

SABOTAGE (1975) - 'Am I Going Insane (Radio)'
I really wanted to pick 'Supertzar' because even though it's an instrumental with a vocalised choir, it's still well over 3 minutes long! I still think it falls under my rule of only "proper" songs however. 'Am I Going Insane (Radio)' it is then! I don't think it's rare to see people slag this track off on the internet, and I can understand why - it's driven by synths after all. But I still like it, even if it's my least favourite from Sabotage! It's kind of bizarre, almost trippy, and that's why I can excuse the synths. The chorus is catchy too! But again, considering everything else on this record, I can't deny that it's the weakest link here. If I wanted to be really sneaky, I'd have picked the hidden joke track, 'Blow on a Jug'!

TECHNICAL ECSTASY (1976) - 'She's Gone'
The first song on this list that I've genuinely never cared much for. It's comparable to 'Changes', in that it's a slow, moving ballad (although this one is acoustic guitar/strings-driven rather than piano-based), but it just depresses me. And I have no issue with depressing music! But 'She's Gone' comes right after the fun boogie number 'Rock 'n' Roll Doctor' and completely kills the vibe for me whenever I listen to Technical Ecstasy. I can appreciate Ozzy's vocal performance on here, sure, but this tune just ain't for me.

NEVER SAY DIE! (1978) - 'Air Dance'
The most inconsistent of the Ozzy-era albums, Never Say Die! still has it's gems. 'Air Dance' is not one of them, which is a shame because the opening riff is FUCKING AWESOME!! Not exactly typical of Iommi, but so cool and melodic!! And then it just kinda nosedives into a weird, pretentious jazzy mess of a track! Don Airey guests here, so obviously the actual piano playing is as absurdly good as you'd expect. But really, 'Air Dance' is the product of an exhausted band struggling from years of addiction, with a lead singer on the brink of calling it quits and going solo - and it shows.

HEAVEN AND HELL (1980) - 'Walk Away'
An incredible comeback for the band, Ronnie James Dio taking over from Ozzy being a major reason why. I'm pretty sure I'm guilty of calling this song "filler" in the past, but in all fairness, I still enjoy 'Walk Away' a lot. It lacks the creativity of most of the other songs on here, nor is it particularly heavy. It's more of a radio-friendly rock number, so it's not as riffy as Iommi usually sounds - but dammit, Ronnie can sing more radio-friendly sounding rock like this just as well as he can sing heavy metal!!

MOB RULES (1981) - 'Over and Over'
I love this record, but 'Slipping Away' and 'Over and Over' are noticeably weaker than the rest of the songs here. Neither are bad of course, and 'Slipping Away' has a cool Led Zeppelin-y groove about it, so I've gone with 'Over and Over'. It's actually a decent and melodic ballad to close out Mob Rules with some nice Iommi soloing, but in comparison to the closing ballad 'Lonely Is the Word' from Heaven and Hell, it's definitely the weaker of the 2. So yeah, a solid ballad, but not one of Sabbath's best.

BORN AGAIN (1983) - 'Digital Bitch'
Born Again is my favourite post-Ozzy Sabbath album, and one of my favourite Sabbath records in general, so I actually love everything it has to offer. But I guess if I have to pick a least favourite track on this one, then I'll go with 'Digital Bitch'! It's a silly rocker, but it's still a lot of fun! The lyrics are totally out of character for the band. Ian Gillan has a very different approach as a lyricist to what is typically Sabbath (he's more of a storyteller, and humorous quips are something he often does) - that's not to say all his lyrics were incompatible with the Sab's, like I said, I love this album. But 'Digital Bitch' in particular feels like something he would've written with the Gillan band, lyrically! But you know what, I can't imagine Born Again without it.

SEVENTH STAR (1986) - 'No Stranger to Love'
Since this was supposed to be released as a Tony Iommi solo album, and not a Sabbath record, I don't think it's fair to really compare a lot of these songs to the rest of the catalogue. It doesn't sound like typical Sabbath, but it wasn't supposed to anyway. The older I get, the better Seventh Star gets. So I kinda feel bad in putting 'No Stranger to Love' as the worst song on the album, because I actually like this song too! It's basically a power ballad in every sense of word - not Sabbath-like in any way, shape or form - but it's still good under it's own merit. In particular, Glenn Hughes' vocal performance here is spectacular - but I have to be in the right mood to listen to obnoxiously big 80s ballads such as this. That's why it's on here.

THE ETERNAL IDOL (1987) - 'Glory Ride'
The Eternal Idol is all killer, no filler. But 'Glory Ride' is still the weakest song for me. It's still a totally solid, enjoyable melodic heavy metal romp with a great main riff and excellent vocals from Tony Martin. It just isn't as awesome as the rest of this album! 

HEADLESS CROSS (1989) - 'Call of the Wild'
In my opinion this is the best of the Martin-fronted albums, but 'Call of the Wild' is the only song on here that still makes me think "How does that one go again?" every time I listen to this record. It certainly fits in fine amongst the rest of the album, so it's no outlier in that regard. But it's definitely not as riffy as the others here, and the only song I don't feel like repeating over and over again... because I can certainly do that with everything else on Headless Cross!

TYR (1990) - 'Feels Good to Me'
I really wanted to stick 'Odin's Court' on here, but that track feels more like an introduction to 'Valhalla' despite the fact it has properly structured vocals on it. So it's gonna have to be 'Feels Good to Me'. It probably looks like I'm prejudiced towards ballads at this point, but I promise I'm not! The reason why a fair chunk of ballads have made this list is because I think they sometimes stick out like a sore thumb. 'Feels Good to Me' is competent for sure, but again, it's a pretty safe ballad and maybe even feels like it's been tacked onto the rest of this fantastic album. A good track with plenty of emotion, yes, but Tyr also boasts incredibly epic songs like 'Anno Mundi', 'Jerusalem' and 'Valhalla', the doom-fest that is 'The Sabbath Stones' and the awesome speed metal of 'The Law Maker'... how could it possibly have come out on top?!

DEHUMANIZER (1992) - 'Master of Insanity'
Dio's brief return was a good'un that's for sure. Dehumanizer is one of the heaviest albums in the catalogue! Pure doomy goodness! And again, it's much harder to pick a least favourite track rather than other way around. 'Master of Insanity' sadly takes that place however, not because it's weak or anything, just because the song isn't as memorable as the rest to me. It's a bit longer than it needs to be, and the stop-start nature of the verse riff just doesn't sound very Iommi to my ears. A decent tune overall, but doesn't hold a candle to others on here like 'I', 'Computer God', 'Time Machine', 'Buried Alive' or and 'After All (The Dead)'.

CROSS PURPOSES (1994) - 'Dying for Love'
Maybe the most well-rounded and polished of the Tony Martin albums, Cross Purposes is also the only Martin record with Geezer Butler on bass... so YET AGAIN I'm struggling to choose a weakest song!! Also yet again, I'm picking the ballad!! Yep, 'Dying for Love' is my choice. It's totally listenable thanks to another superb Martin vocal performance, but compared to the rest of the doomy brilliance of this album (listen to 'Virtual Death' to see what I mean), it's easily the track I'd choose to skip over if I had to. But really, 'Dying for Love' is still a nice and atmospheric ballad that doesn't kill the mood of this album. 

FORBIDDEN (1995) - 'Sick and Tired'
This time I'm NOT picking the ballad ('I Won't Cry for You') because I actually really like that one! Nah, 'Sick and Tired' has made the list because even though it's certainly doomy and heavy enough, the riffs on it aren't as inspired as the others this album has to offer - in my opinion anyway. I feel like a lot of people would pick 'Rusty Angels' because it's kind of an upbeat melodic number and out of place amongst the rest of the songs - but that's why it's a personal highlight for me (kind of hypocritical since I picked 'Walk Away' from Heaven and Hell, but whatever). Forbidden is an underrated album. It took me a long time to appreciate it, and I agree that the original mix is garbage. But even I learned to like this album years before the awesome 2024 remix came out. I don't hate anything from this record.

THE DEVIL YOU KNOW (2009) - ??
This is a Black Sabbath album. It's the same lineup that recorded Mob Rules and Dehumanizer, they just went under the "Heaven & Hell" moniker to let people know this was Ronnie, not Ozzy. The Devil You Know follows a pretty formulaic pattern - aside from maybe 'Eating the Cannibals', this album is slow and doomy as fuck. So a lot of these songs sound quite similar... similar to the point where I am physically UNABLE to pick a least favourite!! I can tell you the songs I like best, if that helps?! 'Rock and Roll Angel', 'Double the Pain', 'Atom and Evil', 'Eating the Cannibals' and 'Follow the Tears'!! I'm a fan of this album - the highs don't reach the same highs as Heaven and Hell, Mob Rules or Dehumanizer, but it also means there's no obvious lows either!!

13 (2013) - 'Loner'
13 is the worst Sabbath album, and I'll die on that hill. I don't care that Ozzy finally returned for this one. Unlike The Devil You Know which was hard to choose a least favourite due to all the songs being consistently good, it's hard to pick a least favourite track from 13 because there's a fair few mediocre one's lurking here! I've gone with 'Loner', because it feels like a Sabbath on autopilot. Like it could have come from any era, but the shitty compressed Rick Rubin production makes it worse and totally lacking in personality. Nothing is really memorable about it, even if it's listenable. Some of 13's songs feel like blatant rehashes of old '70s Ozzy numbers, but at least that gives them some charm almost by default (not that it makes them "good" either, mind you).

Random albums I want to talk about #2: FINAL DOSE - Under the Eternal Shadow (2025, Wolves of Hades)

In this series of posts I'll discuss a random album in my collection I feel like talking about!

Punky black metal? Blackened punk? This is what UK band Final Dose deliver! I usually go through phases where about 80% of what I listen to for a few months or so will be a specific genre. So I might be listening to thrash metal almost non-stop for 2 months, then power metal, then traditional heavy metal etc. - you get the picture. I've already spent a few months this year indulging in far too much black metal, and I found Final Dose by looking at this year's Damnation Festival lineup. They just so happened to be black metal. Punky black metal!

I picked up their second and so far most recent album, 2025's Under the Eternal Shadow, after giving it a few listens on Spotify first. This is some good shit, people. Just under 24 minutes of short and snappy, black metal punk goodness! The vocals from Bruno Fusco are pure black metal; mostly harsh, scowling and growling. Throat-shredding, even. But there's times where they sound like painful cries for help, like on the atmospheric 'Servant', and the occasional clean delivery such as 'Drag the Light Down', 'Dark Paradise' and parts of 'Locked in the Black Dungeon'. Really, it's a diverse vocal performance as far as black metal goes, but diverse in that they deliver most of the styles you could ever want to hear from a black metal band. 

The guitars however, are not necessarily what you'd consider to be "pure black metal". The guitars aren't constantly tremolo-picked - in fact, a lot of the riffs sound like power chords played fast, hence the punk/hardcore vibe that goes with the black metal. That's not to say the riffs take away from the overall black metal feel of this album, not at all - they feel like punk riffs at their core, but with the frantic drums behind them, and the undoubtedly BM vocals on top make this a punk-infused black metal project. Oh, and let's not forget the short and punchy nature of the songs (10 in total, and like I said, a 24 minute(ish) overall length). That said, despite the mostly short track lengths, it's surprising how much variety Final Dose managed to cram into them. Whilst songs like 'Weathered Axe', 'Rite of Spring', 'Wretched' and 'Revenge' go as hard as you'd expect them to (although the riffs do range from fast to mid-tempo), there's actually some acoustic guitars on closing track 'Drag the Light Down'. 'Locked in the Black Dungeon' and 'Servant' make use of distorted darkened synths (dungeon synth I guess), and provide a layer of bleak atmosphere to match the grimy album artwork. I don't know about you, but I like a bit of atmosphere to go with my black metal, even if it's being delivered with a punkier attitude!

Although I think nearly every major aspect of this album has been executed rather well, it's not necessarily one of the best black metal albums I've heard in recent years. It didn't blow me away even if Final Dose have more than enough going for them to stand out. But it is still a very solid fusion of black metal and punk, and a great sounding album at that. The production is great. It feels raw even though it doesn't sound under-produced, if that makes any sense. There's a thick layer of distortion surrounding the album, but everything is still audible. It sounds nasty, but nasty in the way you want it to sound!

I suppose I just wanted to give Final Dose the light of day with this post. They're part of the UK's underground metal scene, and I don't really talk about a lot of bands as underground as this on my blog. But that doesn't mean I don't venture to Bandcamp every once in a while to check out and buy CDs from the underground metal world. I totally dig Final Dose's approach to black metal - Under the Eternal Shadow has a ton of charisma, and I'd love to see 'em on a Bloodstock lineup at some point in the future.
Adam's rating: 8/10

Random albums I want to talk about #1: RAGE - Soundchaser (2003, SPV)

In this series of posts I'll discuss a random album in my collection I feel like talking about!

I've been a casual fan of German metaller's Rage since... well, since I first picked up this album! They do however have a lot of albums, many of which are expensive/hard to find in the UK, meaning it's unlikely I'll ever add them all to my own collection. I mean, I've had Soundchaser in my collection since maybe 2009/2010 (which I bought bundled alongside their 2002 album, Unity), and as of 2026 I still only have 7 out of about 27 studio albums!! As usual, this is a case of "too much great music, too little time and money". I got to see them live once, way back at my first Bloodstock in 2010 - but sadly haven't seen them since!

Anyway, Soundchaser is an album that's gotten multiple spins per year since I first got my hands on it all those years ago! Why? Because this album is a friggin' awesome example of pure speed/power/heavy metal brilliance, that's why! Rage had already been around forever by the time Soundchaser appeared in 2003, so it feels like the product of a band who are very comfortable with their craft - and I mean that in the best possible sense. I feel like sometimes a comfortable band can also mean their albums feel overly safe and autopilot-y. With Soundchaser, this isn't the case.

Considering vocalist/bassist Peavy Wagner is not the world's greatest singer, he really has a way with his vocals. On it's own, his voice is distinctive and well-suiting to the music for sure, but I wouldn't say he's particularly gifted vocally from a technical point of view. Yet he's so good at arranging his vocals and coming up with hooks to die for that it doesn't matter. Rage just wouldn't be Rage without him. Throughout the album, songs like 'War of Worlds', 'Great Old Ones', 'Defenders of the Ancient Life' and 'See You in Heaven or Hell' all have choruses and verses that have stuck with me ever since I first heard this album. As a metalhead, generally speaking I consider the actual music and riffs to be the most important aspect of a band. Poor vocals can absolutely be off-putting, sure - but I find with this genre, I can often deal with subpar vocals if the music is great. That's just how it is with metal some of the time. But with Rage, I'm almost always impressed with how Peavy lays down his vocals, even if he's not a technically-impressive singer. You know, I picked up their most recent album, A New World Rising, last year and even though his voice is clearly getting worn out at this point in time... man, the vocal hooks on that record are still great! 

And as for the instrumentation, Victor Smolksi's guitar playing is just as inspired as Wagner's vocal work! This album ticks every box in terms of guitars. There's fast and intense riffage to be found here, beefy mid-tempo stuff, intricate shredding solos and tons of melodic licks and leads throughout every track - just what a traditional power metal album deserves! There's enough variety in the riffs and neo-classical solos going on that I honestly can't pick any holes whatsoever. Even the acoustic playing on the intro to 'Falling from Grace - Wake the Nightmares Pt. 1' is spectacular! I'll summarise the guitar work as melodic, focused and technical, yet still riffy and heavy enough to remind you that Rage are indeed a metal band, even if they ironically often tend to concentrate more on melody than they do actual rage!! Alongside the fantastic guitars is a tight drum performance from prolific drummer Mike Terrana. I've always struggled to discuss drums in detail, so I'll just say they're pretty damn great on this album too!

The production too, is excellent. The album has a clean and crisp tone, yet it never sounds fake or overproduced. That's a tough balance to achieve, but by golly they did it! It's also easy to forget that Rage are a power trio - just 3 guys in the band, yet their sound is massive. Great players combined with great production and songwriting will do that to a band I guess, regardless of how many members there are. 

Really, I just wanted to talk about Soundchaser because I think it's awesome. Well, that and the fact I don't know when or if I'll ever make a dedicated page to this band due to the limited availability of their catalogue in my country. But this particular album is worthy of a shoutout. Personally, I think Soundchaser is a modern power metal classic - and by "modern" I really mean "old" - this thing came out 23 years ago now! The songs never overstay their welcome; unlike your Helloween's, Gamma Ray's or Running Wild's, there are no epic-length numbers to speak of here - just fantastic slabs of pure power metal brilliance. Heavy metal songs full of energy, melody, catchy hooks, punchy riffage and technical solos. Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
Adam's rating: 9.2/10

Notable concert memories!

Some memories of certain gigs I've attended over the years. Just a bit of nostalgia for yours truly! Generally speaking, every concert I've been to has been fun, but some stand out more than others for often silly reasons. Many of them I don't have a lot to say about, other than the fact they were good - which is why they haven't made this list. See the full list here.


HEAVEN & HELL (BLACK SABBATH) @ NEC, Birmingham 13/11/2007:
I mean, it was my first proper concert. I was 15, and I can't believe it's been nearly 20 years now! Black Sabbath under the Heaven & Hell moniker (Dio/Iommi/Butler/Appice). Iced Earth when they had Tim 'Ripper' Owens on vocals and Lamb of God around the Sacrament era in support.

JUDAS PRIEST @ NEC, Birmingham 14/02/2009: 
Scott Travis' bass drum was so bloody loud I could feel it through my entire body. Also the only time I saw Priest with KK Downing. Plus, Nostradamus was the latest album at the time. I don't know if we'll ever hear anything live from that album again.

SONISPHERE FESTIVAL @ Knebworth 01 - 02/08/2009:
Check out this blog post. I went into detail about the entire festival.

NILE @ Wulfrun Hall, Wolverhampton 16/12/2009:
Ulcerate were one of the openers, and they were jaw-droppingly good. Also, I met Karl Sanders! 

OVERKILL @ Civic Hall Bar, Wolverhampton 24/02/2010:
The only gig I've ever attended with nearly continuous strobe lighting. Strobe lights + mosh pit = a very strange sensation indeed. It was like being in a pit running at a lower frame rate. Still never experienced anything like it since.

DYING FETUS @ 02 Academy, Birmingham 30/04/2010:
One of the support acts was the technical death metal band Origin, and I remember bassist Mike Flores continually guttural growling "COOKIE!!" into the mic during soundcheck. It was like a personal meme for me and my mate for a while. Also, my birthday is in April, and this was the first concert I attended where I was finally, legally allowed to drink.

BLOODSTOCK OPEN AIR @ Catton Hall, Walton-on-Trent 13 - 15/08/2010:
My first Bloodstock festival, and amazingly still the only time where it rained pretty consistently for the duration of the weekend. Cannibal Corpse's set had the biggest mosh pit I'd ever seen. 

MOTORHEAD @ Civic Hall, Wolverhampton 24/11/2010:
By far the loudest gig I've ever attended. Maybe the only time I've ever felt I needed earplugs. I know some people wear them regardless, but I'm too far gone to care at this point.

SAXON @ Wulfrun Hall, Wolverhampton 18/04/2011:
Wolfsbane opened, and Blaze Bayley was stood around at the bar meeting everyone after their set! Super nice chap.

THE SWORD @ The Slade Rooms, Wolverhampton 06/01/2013:
I swear there were more hipsters in the crowd than there were metalheads! Good gig from what I remember anyhow.

GHOST / GOJIRA @ 02 Academy, Birmingham 23/03/2013:
Both bands are fucking huge now. Ghost were still a metal band at this point too.

SONSIPHERE FESTIVAL @ Knebworth 04 - 06/07/2014:
Can't think of anything really notable, other than the fact it was a really good weekend. Basically I just wanted to say that I seriously miss Sonisphere, and wish it was still a thing.

DAMNATION FESTIVAL @ Leeds University 01/11/2014:
I was moshing to Cannibal Corpse and was completely unaware for some time that my nose was bleeding everywhere badly. Also, I got to see Bolt Thrower.

DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL @ Donnington Park, Leicestershire 12 - 14/06/2015:

I effectively slept in a puddle in my leaking tent on the Saturday night because of all the rain. Had to resort to sleeping in my car for the Sunday. Ironically, the rain at Download 2019 was even worse. Still, I saw Body Count and Suicidal Tendencies for the first time in 2015, which was awesome.

BLOODSTOCK OPEN AIR @ Catton Hall, Walton-on-Trent 06 - 09/08/2015:
Sooo... much... weed...

RIOT FEST @ Douglas Park, Chicago 11 - 13/09/2015:
Only festival/concert I've been to abroad. Saw a multitude of different bands/acts... everything from Anthrax, Living Colour, Motorhead, Faith No More and System of a Down to Echo & the Bunnymen, Billy Idol, Merle Haggard and Cypress Hill.

BLOODSTOCK OPEN AIR @ Catton Hall, Walton-on-Trent 11 - 14/08/2016:
I actually got to see Venom live. Since 2006 they've played the UK 4 times (according to Setlist.fm at least). 3 times in 2006 and the performance at Bloodstock I was present for in 2016. Also, this was the year Harambe died. The chant of the festival was "Dicks out for Harambe" to the tune of Twisted Sister's 'We're Not Gonna Take It' (who headlined the Saturday night).

DAMNATION FESTIVAL @ Leeds University 04/11/2017:

When Nails played I could barely breathe. The hall was packed all the way up to the bar and the temperature was through the roof.

SUFFOCATION / VENOM INC. @ The Asylum, Birmingham 12/03/2018:
In all my years of concert going, I only have 2 guitar picks - Billy Grazaidei of Biohazard (and that was only because my mate gave it to me), and Terrance Hobbs of Suffocation! Attendance was pretty low, but it was still a good night. And then we got harassed by a passive-aggressive nutjob on the way back to the train station!

THE ROLLING STONES @ Principality Stadium, Cardiff 15/06/2018:
Martin Roberts from Homes Under the Hammer was sat in the row in front of me, maybe 4 seats to the left. After about half an hour, people noticed and were taking photos with him.

SMASHING PUMPKINS @ Wembley Arena, London 16/10/2018: 
Smashing Pumpkins played a 3 hour set which I totally wasn't expecting. Also, Myrkur opened, which was odd.

ORANGE GOBLIN @ KK's Steel Mill, Wolverhampton 08/02/2019:
I was stood in the centre of the crowd maybe 4 or 5 rows from the front of the stage. Vocalist Ben Ward threw a plastic pint glass of beer at the audience, and it hit me right in the middle of the face!

DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL @ Donnington Park, Leicestershire 14 - 16/06/2019:
Rain. Non-stop rain for 5 days. Cold. No sleep. Drunk 24/7. And I wouldn't have had it any other way!

ANNIHILATOR @ KK's Steel Mill, Wolverhampton 16/10/2019:
There was a seriously drunk guy continually heckling Jeff Waters to play '21'. Eventually Jeff caved in and played the first 20 seconds of '21' just to shut the guy up.

AGNOSTIC FRONT @ Mama Roux's, Birmingham 19/11/2019:
Vinne Stigma played guitar in the middle of the crowd for at least a song or 2. Weirdly, in all my years of concert-going, I don't think that had happened at any gig I'd attended until then.

URIAH HEEP @ KK's Steel Mill, Wolverhampton 07/12/2019:
Maybe the most pissed I've ever been at a concert? Great night either way!

NAPALM DEATH @ 02 Institute, Birmingham 20/03/2020:
Pretty sure this was the last time I was in a mosh pit. Someone flew into me and seriously hurt my shoulder. It was painful to lift my arm up and it took at least 2 months to recover. I also remember sitting there in agony on the train on the way home! Can't really be bothered with moshing anymore. Also, this gig was just days before the first lockdown hit the UK in 2020.

BLOODSTOCK OPEN AIR @ Catton Hall, Walton-on-Trent 11 - 15/08/2021:
First festival I attended after all the lockdowns. Got COVID immediately afterwards! Totally worth it.

EAGLES OF DEATH METAL @ 02 Institute, Birmingham 26/11/2021:
Jesse Hughes' tears of joy after the crowd chanted his name continually!

INGESTED @ The Asylum, Birmingham 18/03/2022:
A lot of crowdkilling/hardcore dancing dickheads, unfortunately. But then again, there were deathcore opening acts.

BLOC PARTY @ 02 Academy, Birmingham 26/05/2022:
Not the sort of band I'd normally go watch live, but fun. I must've drank at least 9 pints of Shipyard though, plus at least 3 pints of Guinness in Wetherspoons before I even got to the venue.

BLOODSTOCK OPEN AIR @ Catton Hall, Walton-on-Trent 11 - 14/08/2022:
Disgustingly hot, heatwave weather. At least 30-35 degrees Celsius every day, and no shade other than inside the Sophie Lancaster or New Blood stage tents. Warm beer all weekend.

DEEP PURPLE @ Utilita Arena, Birmingham 25/10/2022:
The concert was supposed to have taken place 2 years prior, but COVID changed that! Still, awesome show. First time seeing Deep Purple (and their first tour with Simon McBride), so a special moment for me.

POLYPHIA @ 02 Institute, Birmingham 12/05/2023:
All I can say is thank god for the bar, 'cos there's no way I could enjoy this band sober. Zzzzzzzz.....

AMON AMARTH @ Civic Hall, Wolverhampton 14/06/2023:
Great night! And then I walked into a lamppost during the walk back to the train station.

FOO FIGHTERS @ Villa Park, Birmingham 27/06/2024:
Geezer Butler came on stage at one point, and the Foo's performed 'Paranoid' with him! 

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN & THE E STREET BAND @ Wembley Stadium, London 27/07/2024:
The Boss put on one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. Plus, Pierce Brosnan walked right past me twice!

DEEP PURPLE @ bp Pulse LIVE, Birmingham 04/11/2024:
First concert I took my fiancée to. 

TESTAMENT / OBITUARY @ 02 Academy, Birmingham 08/10/2025:
Destruction supported - always wanted to see them, and I finally got to. The cherry on top was meeting Schmier at the bar afterwards! Very friendly guy!

SAXON @ Civic Hall, Wolverhampton 14/11/2025:
Surprised I even made it to this one! Storm Claudia meant the wind and rainfall was insane that day. I was genuinely shocked the trains ran on time both ways, considering how fucking useless they are in this country.

EAGLES OF DEATH METAL

Reviewed:
- Peace Love Death Metal (2004)
- Death by Sexy (2006)
- Heart On (2008)
- Zipper Down (2015)


PEACE LOVE DEATH METAL          2004          (AntAcidAudio)
- Standouts: 'I Only Want You', 'Speaking in Tongues', 'So Easy', 'Flames Go Higher', 'English Girl', 'Stuck in the Metal', 'Miss Alissa'
I feel like I haven't reviewed anything not metal here since I went through the Steppenwolf catalogue about a year and a half ago! True, I reckon at least 60-70% of my collection is metal, give or take, but I do sometimes listen to other shit! Although it's hugely ironic that Eagles of Death Metal aren't actually a death metal band - let alone a metal band of any kind - despite the name! They are however a band I've been following for quite some time now. I didn't really get into them until my early 20s, but I've actually been aware of them since this 2004 debut - mainly because the song 'I Only Want You' was featured in the PS2 game Gran Turismo 4 (I sank plenty of hours into GT back in school)! Also, I'm sure I remember 'I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News)' getting play on Kerrang! radio about 20 years ago... right?! Maybe I just dreamt that. Whatever! Point is, I've been well aware of this band since at least 2005, but didn't really get into them until 10 or so years after! In 2015 I saw them live at Riot Fest in Chicago (I was on holiday in the States that year) with my mate. That was the point I really started to give them the time of day because I thought they were stupidly fun on stage, and Jesse Hughes is quite the unique character and frontman. I've seen them a couple more times live since. Obviously in the studio, EODM are a duo. Hughes on vocals/guitar and Queens of the Stone Age's own Josh Homme on drums. To see Homme play live with the band is sadly quite rare as far as I know, but he's integral to the songwriting and studio albums.

And as for this 2004 debut album, Peace Love Death Metal, it's a good'un! Good old-fashioned, bare-bones garage rock n' roll with a sort of quirky sense of humour! The songs are short and simplistic in composition, but there's memorable hooks scattered all over this album. Right from the get-go, opening upbeat rocker 'I Only Want You' gets my foot tappin'! The riffs are so simple, the chorus so catchy and the song so... rock n' roll, man! Same goes for 'Speaking in Tongues', which actually packs a bit of punch. And then there's tracks like the chunky, almost bluesy 'Flames Go Higher', and the surprisingly strong cover of Stealers Wheel's 'Stuck In the Middle with You' (retitled here as 'Stuck in the Metal')! Or how about the insanely catchy 'So Easy' and up-tempo 'Miss Alissa'? Great stuff! There's so much fucking sleaze going on throughout the record too... like the songs are really boozy and greasy, and full of attitude - just listen to 'Already Died' and 'Midnight Creeper' to see what I mean.

The sleaziness of this album combined with Hughes' swagger reminds me a lot of the Rolling Stones, especially during the Sticky Fingers/Exile on Main St. era of the early '70s. To be honest, I think the attitude and delivery of Jesse Hughes is key to this band's success and appeal. Like I said, the songs are extremely simplistic and almost feel like improvised garage band jams at times - but this combined with Hughes' sense of humour and sleazy demeanour are what make Eagles of Death Metal such a fun band. He mixes his vocals up, sometimes doing this high-pitched, fun delivery, other times singing at a lower tone as well. And he's awesome live. I'm not taking away anything from Homme; I mean, this is the guy who fronts Queens of the Stone Age for crying out loud (and let's not forget the fact he was in Kyuss prior). But I think if you replaced Homme on drums, it'd have less of an impact than replacing Hughes - that's all I'm saying (plus Homme barely plays live with EODM anyway).

By the way, I know a lot of people on sites like Reddit take issue with Hughes' politics/drug abuse and whatever else, but I'm simply looking at him from a purely musical perspective - BECAUSE THIS IS A PERSONAL MUSIC BLOG AND BRINGING POLITICS INTO EVERYTHING IS GETTING FUCKING BORING!! Musically speaking, there's nothing political about this band anyway! I don't know what his reputation is in the States, but when I saw the band back in 2021 in the UK, the crowd were chanting his name which actually put tears of joy in the man's face. 

I like the production too. The overdriven guitar tones are raw and honest, and the album sounds like the product of a garage jam band - as it should. Maybe the bass/low end is lacking, but the songs feel like 2 blokes just fooling around in a little rehearsal room with a guitar and drum kit. There's enough polish that the production as a whole feels much more professional than a rough demo, but not glossy enough that it takes away from the garage rock aura of the band.

There's nothing pretentious about this album, it's just a fun, back-to-basics kind of rock n' roll affair. The music and band as a whole needs a charismatic frontman like Jesse Hughes to give these songs character; like I was saying, the songs feel like basic improvised rockers/sleaze-fests, but it doesn't mean they can't be great. With some faceless vocalist, they probably wouldn't be great - but thankfully this isn't the case! A very fun debut indeed. Not a masterwork by any stretch of the imagination, and I also feel like a lot of Queens of the Stone Age fans will check out EODM by default because of Josh Homme's involvement. They're not the same by any measure! Doesn't mean you shouldn't check 'em out though!

Edit: The last time I reviewed stuff that wasn't metal was when I was working on the Deep Purple solo artists page!
Adam's rating: 8/10


DEATH BY SEXY          2006          (Downtown)
- Standouts: 'I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News)', 'I Gotta Feelin (Just Nineteen)', 'Solid Gold', 'Don't Speak (I Came to Make a Bang!)' 'Chase the Devil', 'Shasta Beast'
I normally default to either Peace Love Death Metal or Heart On whenever I feel like listening to this band, but after listening to Death by Sexy again in who knows how long for this review, I'm struggling to understand why that is. It's a rock-solid sequel! I will say that even though it undoubtedly gives similar vibes to the debut, there's still some differences present. The album sounds a little more accomplished and gives off less jamming vibes. Not that this isn't a garage rock album of course, because the riffs are still similar in style and structure, there's just a bit more going on now. I mean, the acoustic-tinged 'Solid Gold' is such a catchy, hooky little ditty! And it's over 4 minutes long! It's infectious like anything from the debut, but there's also no way this track could've appeared on said predecessor. But the sleaziness is definitely still here... and some songs certainly do sound like they've been ripped straight from the debut (e.g. 'The Ballad of Queen Bee and Baby Duck', 'Shasta Beast').

I find this album has a slightly harder-edge than the first one. Maybe that's down to the fuller production, but some of the songs have a 'lotta bite, like 'Don't Speak (I Came to Make a Bang!)', 'Cherry Cola', 'Poor Doggie' and 'I Gotta Feelin (Just Nineteen)'. Others aren't afraid to experiment a little, like the aforementioned 'Solid Gold', but also the upbeat rockabilly-ish 'Chase the Devil'. Despite these differences, the album still feels like a natural progression of the debut. Jesse Hughe's attitude is written all over the songs, they just don't feel like they're dicking around in a rehearsal room so much now. Oh, and I can't not mention the fast rocker opener 'I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News)' too; as I said in the review above, I swear to god Kerrang! played this on the radio a fair bit back in '06. It's one of the first EODM songs I ever heard along with 'I Only Want You'. Production is definitely better this time too. Not that I don't like the way Peace Love Death Metal sounds (the simplicity only works in it's favour), but there's a lot more low end in Death by Sexy, and it the songs definitely benefit from this. Moreover, the guitars still have that honest, no-nonsense overdrive sound like they did last time.

Really, this album is as good as the debut - maybe even better. It's a tad more polished, sure, but it takes nothing away from what made them so fun in the first place. For whatever reason though, I still seem to gravitate more towards the first album over this one! 
Adam's rating: 8/10


HEART ON         2008         (Downtown)
- Standouts: 'Anything 'Cept the Truth', 'Wannabe in L.A.', '(I Used to Couldn't Dance) Tight Pants', 'High Voltage', 'Secret Plans', 'Now I'm a Fool', 'I'm Your Torpedo'
In my opinion, this one's the best of the bunch. Even though it's not terribly different from Death by Sexy, I just find there's a few more standout tracks on Heart On. For instance, the riffy '(I Used to Couldn't Dance) Tight Pants' and groovy 'Wannabe in L.A.' might just be 2 of their catchiest songs ever. That use of percussion in 'Wannabe in L.A.' in particular adds so much to the track, and makes it all the more memorable! 'High Voltage' too, is extremely catchy. It's driven by bass more than anything else which makes it stand out by default, but the hooks are to die for - hooky garage rock! And who could forget 'Secret Plans'? Jesse Hughe's vocals combined with the guitar synths (at least I think that's what I'm hearing!) make for a short but sweet rocker I can listen to over and over again! Hell, even the acoustic ballad (!!) 'Now I'm a Fool' is a great one! It's not a mushy, slushy ballad, it's more like a smooth, summery kind of affair! The catchiest songs on this disc - in case you couldn't tell - are SO catchy! I can comfortably throw the title track into that list too! 

Heart On also has a very similar production style to Death by Sexy, which is fine by me. It's more professional-sounding than the debut, but isn't too manufactured for it's own good. It still feels like a fine slab of good-time garage rock at the end of the day. So no complaints in that department. I do think maybe 'How Can a Man With So Many Friends Feel So Alone' and 'Solo Flights' border on filler though, but at least they still have the same sleazy attitude of the rest of the tracks! I'd be lying if I said the album isn't a tad front-loaded however, in that the first half is definitely stronger than the second. But the fact of the matter is I still enjoy this album from more-or-less beginning to end. Maybe it isn't as consistent overall as either previous record, but the best songs here totally overshadow the best one's from Peace Love Death Metal and Death by Sexy. And that's all I really look for from this band - catchy, hooky rock n' roll songs with Hughes' charm written all over them. Heart On delivers just that.
Adam's rating: 8.2/10


ZIPPER DOWN          2015          (Universal)
- Standouts: 'Complexity', 'Got the Power', 'Skin-Tight Boogie', Save a Prayer'
Things have been pretty scarce from the Eagles of Death Metal camp. They did do a covers album in 2019 as well as a jokey Christmas EP in 2021, but 2015's Zipper Down is still the most recent album of original studio tracks. I have to admit, I haven't spent a lot of time with this one compared to the other 3, even though I've owned it for several years. It always gets overshadowed, but every time I have listened to it, it's certainly provided me with enough entertainment for me to consider it a pretty good album. I think the problem with Zipper Down for me stems from the fact there's not a lot of bite to many of these tracks. Now, Eagles of Death Metal were never really a hard rock band, but there was certainly a Rolling Stones-esque danger to them even if they weren't trying to be heavy. They're a rock n' roll band after all!

 As I said before though, this is definitely a listenable album, meaning there are at least a handful of cool songs to be found. 'Complexity' is an absurdly catchy opener, can't deny that. 'Got the Power' is a fun, feel-good rocker. 'Skin-Tight Boogie' is a totally sleazy, bass-heavy, slow burner, and I love it. Also, the cover of Duran, Duran's 'Save a Prayer' is a hellish fun one - this band have always been pretty great at cover songs. Really, none of the songs in general are poor, but aside from the one's I've just listed, I'll freely admit that it's hard for me to pick any other standouts. The rest of the album suffers a little from "autopilot syndrome" - songs that definitely sound like EODM, just not quite up to the same standards of any of the last 3 records, and often a little too tame to my ears. The lack of punchy, riffy songs like we had previously (e.g. 'I Only Want You', 'Speaking in Tongues', 'I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News)' etc.) seems to rub me the wrong way, and many of the hooks throughout aren't as infectious as what Heart On had to offer. Maybe the novelty of the band was wearing off at this point? At least Zipper Down sounds as good as the rest from a production standpoint. And at least there are some gems to found here too.

Still, you can pick up these 4 Eagles of Death Metal albums dirt cheap - and even if Zipper Down is by far the weakest of the lot, at the very least it still sounds like an EODM record. So I won't say avoid this one completely.
Adam's rating: 6.8/10

Some album covers I don't like!

You never asked, but here's a list of some album covers I don't like anyway! Some of the picks in this post don't necessarily reflect the quality of the music of course - in fact, I think some of these choices are great albums. Doesn't make the artwork great too, though! I've deliberately stayed away from some of the obvious choices - Black Sabbath's Born Again (which I've always loved), Iron Maiden's Dance of Death, Manowar's Into Glory Ride, anything by Riot etc., because these have been talked about a million times all over the internet.


AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (1976)

This album kicks arse, definitely one of my favourite AC/DC records of all time. But the cover always bugged me - it was done by Hipgnosis, who were responsible for some pretty legendary album covers. But they didn't always hit the mark! I don't necessarily hate Dirty Deeds' cover, I just always thought it looked out of place for this particular album! Looks more like something a new wave or post-punk group would use to me. Certainly not a raw rock n' roll/boogie band like early-career AC/DC were back in the '70s! The pink font used for the band is totally unfitting, and a far cry from the classic logo they used on Highway to Hell and everything that came afterwards. Either way, fantastic record - but silly cover! Interestingly enough, the Australian version came with even uglier artwork!


ANNIHILATOR - Remains (1997)

I almost picked 1999's Criteria for a Black Widow, but it's cover art does at least remind me of Alice in Hell, so Remains it is! Annihilator boast one of the greatest band logos in metal (in my opinion of course), but there's far too much RED going on here! Red logo, red background, red cubes... just look at it. At least it kind of suits the industrial experimentation within the music I suppose, but who wants this thing on a t-shirt? This album was reissued on vinyl last year... the fanboy in me almost picked it up, but I'm not paying 30 or so quid for artwork as lame as this, so my old CD will have to do! 


BLACKFOOT - No Reservations (1975)

I'm no southern rock connoisseur by any means, but I've always really liked Blackfoot. However, I don't think many people would disagree with me when I say that their 1975 debut, No Reservations, does not look like the product of a southern rock band! Looks more at home on a Kraftwerk album! I actually quite enjoy this record even if it lacks the balls of albums like Strikes, Marauder, Tomcattin' etc..  I doubt No Reservations caught the eye of many rock fans back in 1975, the album cover presumably having something to do with this.


DEEP PURPLE - Slaves and Masters (1990)

I feel like I've talked about this album a lot on this blog. I said in my review that Slaves and Masters' album cover looks like something taken from Microsoft Clip Art. There has to be some computer tampering going on here, right?! Early '90s computer art! I get what it's achieve, what with the crystal ball - but the execution is terrible. To be fair, as much as I LOVE Deep Purple, they're not the first band I think of when it comes to great album covers, but Slaves and Masters is the worst culprit. On the plus side, it's no longer my least favourite Deep Purple album from a songs-perspective. House of Blue Light has taken that slot now. But I can't ignore the fact Slaves and Masters will always be terrible in terms of it's art.


DEF LEPPARD - High 'n' Dry (1981)

Another Hipgnosis misfire, I've never liked the cover to the Lepp's High 'n' Dry. The album itself is fantastic of course - one of their best - but this is some ugly-ass artwork! The centre picture fits the title of the album, sure - a bloke diving into an empty swimming pool. But what's the deal with the black and white border of guys all looking upwards? What's that all about?! Is it incredibly obvious and I'm just an idiot?! Or is there genuinely no real correlation between the border and the picture in the middle?


DEICIDE - Banished by Sin (2024)

Lets be honest here - most people are not in favour of AI generated album covers. If an album came with 2 covers as an option, nobody is ever gonna pick the AI version even if the real deal looks awful. Well, except for Glen Benton that is, hence why Deicide's Banished by Sin has made this list. At the very least this cover does kinda look like something Deicide would use, but why they didn't just use it as a template and then paint a real-life version of this demonic face (or whatever the hell it's supposed to be) is baffling. Anyway, using AI is just lazy, and considering Deicide are one of death metal's biggest bands, there's no way in hell they couldn't afford to hire a proper artist. Oh by the way, the music on this CD is actually really good! 


GAMMA RAY - Sigh No More (1991)

Gamma Ray have some great album covers, but it took a few years for them to really up their game in this department. I mean, what's going on here?! The skeleton looks kinda plastic to me, and the backdrop combined with the colours is just ugly as hell. The original logo is... okay I guess? But it's completely overshadowed by the one they'd use on 1995's Land of the Free, which they'd stick with for the rest of the career (for good reason). Unlike a lot of these picks, Sigh No More just happens to be the worst Gamma Ray album in terms of music as well. How unfortunate! It's not a bad album per se, just "meh"!


GILLAN - Mr. Universe (1979)

I stand by the fact this is one of the best albums any member of Deep Purple released outside of said band. It's a really fun, manic and eccentric slab of wild hard rock/heavy metal, yet the photo of Ian himself on the cover makes it look like some sort of pop/easy-listening kind of affair! The man himself all dressed up, stood in front of the ocean? It gives me the impression that this is an album full of smooth ballads, when it's really not! 


GRAVE DIGGER - Bone Collector (2025)

More AI bullshit, although this one isn't quite as offensive to my eyes as Deicide's Banished by Sin. Bone Collector's artwork never fails to disappoint, especially considering how many great covers Grave Digger have had in the past. The layout/concept is okay I guess; it does at least look like a Grave Digger album with a quick glance, but as soon as you look at it for more than 10 seconds and notice odd details like the weird skeleton fingers, it's quite obviously been created with AI. Thankfully the music is pretty awesome here as always from Grave Digger. 


JUDAS PRIEST - Priest... Live! (1987)

Demolition probably has the worst cover from their studio output, but Priest... Live! is easily the worst Judas Priest album cover if we're counting live albums too. It doesn't even look official! If I knew nothing about this release, I'd assume it was a bootleg. Just look at the font - it's all lowercase, let alone the fact it doesn't even say 'JUDAS' anywhere!! Where's their iconic logo?! Hell, they didn't even use the old-school gothic text logo from the first 3 albums! The shitty font combined with the horrible beige colours and random smattering of hands makes me think this was thrown together by the record label at the last minute, without the band's approval. The actual album itself isn't one of their best live efforts either, although the music is still far better than the artwork, luckily.


MAGNUM - Magnum II (1979)

Ironically, Magnum boast some of the best album covers in the game - overall they're pretty damn reliable in that regard thanks to their usage of Rodney Matthews' outstanding fantasy art. But it wasn't until 1982's Chase the Dragon when their healthy working relationship with Matthews began. About Magnum II though, it failed to chart and I genuinely think this uninspired, boring album cover may have had something to do with that. It's not horrible to look at by any means, but if you were flicking through LPs in a record store back in '79, would this have really caught your eye? Shame, because the album itself is great - a fine continuation of their debut, Kingdom of Madness. There's an updated 1988 reissue out there featuring Rodney Matthews artwork with a spaceship on the cover. It looks a million times cooler.


METAL CHURCH - Hanging in the Balance (1993)

Possibly one of the worst metal album covers of all time. Just look at it!! It's so bad that it even apparently played a part in Mike Howe's (RIP) decision to leave the band! Even the band's usually-cool logo looks unfinished, let alone the rest of this abomination!! It's crazy to me how some album covers get the go-ahead. Like, who the fuck sat down and approved this thing?! Again, the whole thing just screams "management-related miscommunication" to me.  As for the music, don't skimp on this one. Prime Metal Church indeed! In fact, on Metal Archives, it's the second-highest rated album behind the debut! I don't agree with that personally, but the music is a trillion times better than the cover for sure!


MOTORHEAD - March or Die (1992)

Considering Motorhead have one of the all-time greatest mascots in music, Snaggletooth, I'm not too sure what happened here. It looks like a rough draft - like something the artist initially submitted before starting work on the final product. I guess it's not awful... but out of every incarnation of Snaggletooth we've seen, March or Die is easily guilty of the worst rendition. Coincidentally, it's also my least favourite Motorhead album in general thanks to all the guest appearances and lacklustre production. 


PANTERA - Reinventing the Steel (2000)

Ehh... I guess the concept for this album cover is okay, even if it has nothing to do with "reinventing steel"! Some dude (actually a photo of a partygoer at Phil Anselmo's house in real life) jumping through a bonfire, bottle of bourbon whiskey in hand. You can't see exactly what whiskey the guy is drinking because they pixellated it (to avoid trademark infringement), but in reality it's Wild Turkey. The intentional pixellation makes this cover look 10 times worse already, but the product as a whole just looks ugly. At least it does 'sorta fit with the whole redneck vibe of the band! It's definitely one of Pantera's weaker albums too, but I've gotta say I also find it to be a tad overrated. Pantera on autopilot maybe, but Dimebag's tone and playing is always fun to listen to. 


QUEEN - The Miracle (1989)

Okay, so maybe this one is quite an obvious pick. Apparently the process required to create this album was complicated back in 1989, so I'll give The Miracle some credit for that at least. But to me this is easily Queen's worst album cover (compare this to News of the World!!). The way the band members' faces morph together is the stuff of nightmares, and I think that's because it hasn't been done in a cartoonish way. The concept is fine, sure, but even if the process was technically-impressive for the time, the finished result is horrid!! Of course, the album itself is a good one. The first 6 Queen albums will always be the best to me, but every one of their records have at least a handful of good tracks on them. Except maybe Hot Space.


RADIOHEAD - The Bends (1995)

I don't know what the general consensus is regarding The Bends' album artwork, but personally I've always hated it. Apparently it's a CPR mannequin photographed from a TV screen. I always thought it was some crappy CGI image when I was a kid, so knowing the actual story makes it slightly better to me... but I still think it sucks! As for the music, well, I'm not a fan of Radiohead. I find them to be overrated and their fans annoying as hell. In fact, the only reason I have this and OK Computer in my collection is because I tried to get into them many years ago because of the hype, and failed. 


RAVEN - Everything Louder (1997)

Raven were always one of the coolest New Wave of British Heavy Metal bands in my opinion. And I've always thought they sported one of the coolest band logos of the entire movement... but their albums covers, not so much. 1997's Everything Louder is a bombastic slab of high-energy heavy metal, as you'd expect from this band. The album artwork on the other hand, just looks cheap and nasty! Get a pixelated ring of fire, copy and paste 3 fists, slap the logo in the centre and voila! One album cover ready to go! One shitty album cover that is! It's quite clear the artwork was an afterthought. I've also got 2000's One for All... I almost picked that one instead, but I've had Everything Louder in my collection for far longer.


SAXON - Innocence Is No Excuse (1985)

Musically Innocence Is No Excuse isn't exactly representative of Saxon as a whole - it was released during those few years in the '80s where they were trying to break the US, meaning the songs were more radio-friendly and the production much cleaner. Even so, this is still a metal album at the end of the day, yet it looks more like something an '80s pop star would put out! A girl holding an apple with the "S" of the Saxon logo engraved in it! The good news is that of those few shiny, radio-friendly '80s Saxon albums, this one is by far the best. Very strong melodic heavy metal! 


THIN LIZZY - Shades of a Blue Orphanage (1972)

Like I said about Magnum II, if I was flicking through LPs in a shop back in 1972, I highly doubt I'd pick up Thin Lizzy's Shades of a Blue Orphanage. Granted, they still weren't really a hard rock act at this stage in their career, blending a lot of Irish folk into their brand of rock. So the cover isn't necessarily "unfitting" for the music... but nothing stands out about it. It does 'sorta look like it could be some traditional folk/blues record from decades earlier though. I'm guessing the children in the photo are supposed to represent Phil Lynott, Brian Downey and Eric Bell? I dunno. Funnily enough, Shades just happens to be my least favourite Lizzy record as well. I don't think the music is bad as such, just a bit tepid.


UFO - Mechanix (1982)

Sadly, UFO have a lot of bad album covers - but this one really takes the piss. Was this album cover thrown together in 2 minutes?! I'm not against simplicity - sometimes it works rather well. Mechanix is simplistic, yet still manages to look uglier than Ron Perlman! The whole thing kinda reminds me a little of 1940s American advertisement posters - normally that would be a compliment, but in this instance it's not. Yet again though, Mechanix is a case of unrepresentative outer presentation, because the songs are actually very good. In general, I think this is an underrated album from the Paul Chapman guitar era.